availability and prices


I like to keep clowning simple so I don’t have one of those calendar things. If you are planning a party or an event just send me an email using the contact form below, giving as much information as possible.

If you like you can copy and paste the following then type in the details:

Date (including alternatives dates)


Location (postcode)

Type of event

Audience size and age range

I’ll get back to you as soon as possible with details of availability and a quote.


For an indication of prices please go to the prices page


I prefer initial enquiries by email, but if you have a specific question, or want to know more about what I do then you can telephone me at any reasonable time on 01460 242549 before 8pm. If you just want to know about cost, then please check out the prices page before calling.
And if you want to try to sell me advertising, please don’t bother because I’m not interested!